Tucker, I have an important job for you. I've baked a ham and taken it out of the oven. It needs to cool before I can cut it. I need you to guard this ham and keep it away from enemies.
This ham, here?
Yes, that's the meat.
I am up for the challenge.
Just remember, no samples for yourself!
Ok, I am in guarding position. Please let me know when my post is finished!