I've wanted to do this for a while. You may have heard of "pet shaming," where someone puts a written note next to their pet of something they did that was embarrassing. I finally thought of good ones for all the cats. They must have known these weren't good signs; they didn't want to cooperate. Still, I think they are funny.
|I don't cover--ever.|
|I like to knead on my female person's chest.|
|I steal the Baby Jesus from the nativity set.|